Alan Partridge

By · January 19, 2006 · 13 Comments
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Various sound clips and quotes collected from the “I’m Alan Partridge” shows.

[MP3] “Cock, piss partridge”
[MP3] “Give me another series you shit”
[MP3] “I’m Alan Partridge”
[MP3] “I’m confused”
[MP3] “I’m leaving you, you cow!”
[MP3] “Kiss my face!”

[MP3] “Look at me, I’m a giant witch”
[MP3] “Lynn, I’m not driving a mini metro”
[MP3] “There’s no point finishing your sentence..”
[MP3] Phone rings, Alan answers “Partridge”
[MP3] “Smell my cheese you mutha!”
[MP3] “Tell me about the ladyboys”
[MP3] “They’ve rebadged it, you fool”
[MP3] “You are so dirrrty!”
[MP3] “You big girls bra’s!”

[MP3] “Back of the net!”

13 Comments

  1. Stuart says:
    June 28, 2006 at 12:12 am

    Any chance of the classic ‘Back of the Net’ clip as an mp3 from 1st episode of the 2nd series of I’m Alan Partridge, it would be greatly appreciated

  2. fakman says:
    June 28, 2006 at 8:12 am

    no problemo Stuart – see above (added it to the end of the list). Let me know if there are any more requests!

  3. Stuart says:
    June 29, 2006 at 1:13 am

    Cheers for that, and so quickly too. Bravo

  4. Anonymous says:
    July 2, 2006 at 11:51 pm

    Hi!

    Love your mp3/Wav’s. Is it possible to get this sound?:

    Alan Partridge: “Welcome to Alan’s hot bath!”

    Thanks from Norwegian Little Britain/ Alan Partridge fan.

  5. Anonymous says:
    July 4, 2006 at 1:42 pm

    is it possible to get the sound ‘looks like porridge’ when bouncing back gets pulped. Thanks

  6. Adrian says:
    July 6, 2006 at 5:38 pm

    Classic stuff….

    A request if I could…. any chance of the ‘Pray silence for the Electric Light Orchestra’ moment? I need it for my wedding!!

    Cheers,

    Adrian

  7. Tom says:
    July 25, 2006 at 1:28 pm

    Hi love what u’ve done here and cud listen to the clips all day

    Can u get the Dante Fires bit please, where it goes something like this:

    Alan: Please?

    S African: No Alan u cant!

    Alan: Well theres no need for that

    S African: U cant!

    Alan: U done it again!!

  8. daz says:
    September 22, 2006 at 8:31 pm

    Quote {{A request if I could…. any chance of the ‘Pray silence for the Electric Light Orchestra’ moment? I need it for my wedding!!}}

    Adrian, if you still want then let me know which series and which episode and ill rip it off the DVD into Mp3 for you mate :)

  9. Chris says:
    November 5, 2006 at 1:10 am

    Any chance of “Dan Dan Dan …….” on MP3 ?
    it’s for a friends ringtone, also called Dan

    Many Thanks

  10. Kazzle says:
    November 7, 2006 at 11:43 pm

    Hi

    As per previous request by other user – Chris – any chance of “Dan Dan Dan….”
    Series 2 Episode 3

    Many Thanks
    x

  11. KTG says:
    December 19, 2006 at 3:10 pm

    Any chance of the DAN clip from series 2 and the clips where he sacks alkl his staff
    Thanks

  12. Iain says:
    January 9, 2007 at 8:06 pm

    Would you be able to get the quality “Stop getting Bond wrong” quote by Alan Partridge???

    Cheers

  13. liam says:
    October 26, 2011 at 2:15 pm

    God dam i love alan partridge

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