Matt Facer

Any chance you can get some little britain wav’s or mp3s of the scottish bloke from the hotel? (I forget his name). Yeeeeeeaaas and have ye heard of a thing called….butter?

and your back in the room

hi. i have looked through all the mp3’s and i couldnt find two for little britain, ‘i want that one’ and ‘i dont like it!’ would be ever so grateful if you could download these sayings onto the site coz they are one of the best ones! thanks, vicky

Hi – any chance of Sebastian saying “Whatever” being uploaded?

Cheers

Jason.

hello. i want, “i, am from the ghetto…”
last epp series 2
thanks

please please please put dust anybody no dust anybody no, high in fat low in fat dust on your sound clips

Im looking for the opening theme, could you get it?

Yeah for sure – but probably only with the speaking over the top!! Any in particular you want?!

quality – been waiting for the computer says no sound clip for AGES! I’m going to use it when I get an error message on my computer! Thanks MattFacer for getting it!

would love to get hold of. (Dennis Waterman) Write the theme tune, sing the theme tune. etc. Thanks

Ive been looking for the “Margret..Margret” for ages i just wondred if you could get hold of that clip for me.

Yes, I would like,
“Oh, He Was Gorgeous!!!”

When the jewllers gets robbed in Series 2 and some Mr.Man ones like,

“I would like to purchase a book about english medieval music between the ages 1350 and 1390.”

It will be appreciated any help.

ace! been searching for ages for these sounds

was wondering if you could get the “baby jesus” in little britain its episode 4 on season 2 thanks

Hi Matt

great site
probably very easy if you know how but can the mp3’s be made into wav files -?

would like to have some of teh Little Britain sounds fopr office computer!! but will only accept wav files

good sounds but your missing “She’s the one who dun that thing about the thing, but if she gives you sweets dont eat em, cause she’s dirty!”

Yeaahhesss! sound wanted!

Thanks.

Have you got andy saying “I dont like it” and “I want that one”
thanks

More Lou and Andy please “That one!”, “Mr Whippy”,”Thumper”, “Can’t reach it”, “I don’t like it”. Marjorie Dawes “Say that again” and as much Tom Baker as poss. This has been an excellent find.

Excellent! – many thanks for the samples, I’m just gonna set up the sound theme in windows to use each and every one of ‘em. Yeah, but no, but yeah, but, don’t ‘ave an eppie ;o)

i think little britain should be put on tv more often. Little britain is amazing and matt lucas and david walliams are FABULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Could you possibly get hold of the Little Britain clip of Andy saying, “I want that one.”
I just love these clips

Have you got the Marjorie Dawes sound – “Love a bit of cake”?

Can we have the Dennis Waterman one with the Doo Doo Doo Doo on the end as well please

a good little britain sound would be by that bloke in the book shop “margeret”

yyyyyhheeeaaass

i want the little britan t.v theme

Pleeeeeeease put on ‘Your baby is fine’ from Little Britain … I can’t find it anywhere

Bubbles’ “Hippos like you belond in the zoo.”

would like the new series sound of where marjory dawes (fat fighters) Says ‘yooouuuu are something else’ at end of sketch.

can i have the one in the toy shop! with matt lucas sayin Margaret mararet have we got the train book! something like that lol cheers

whatever by sebastian would be good…thanks good work

hi, ive been looking for the “FAT COW” clip for ages, due u have it by any chance?

These are really great

I would love love love love love Ray McCooney saying “yeeeeees” and Marjorie Dawes saying “Screeeeew Yoooooou!” both from the first series!

can you get a mp3 of Sabastian singing you are beautiful to the priminister! Great site by the way!

please please please add Linda the uni counsellor saying.. “martin its linda”
its our favourite line from the whole show. thanks

Hi Matt,
As previously requested the Main theme tune would be one great MP3 to download, wouldnt mind a bitty of that!!

Great site mate!! Any chance for ” Oh, he was gorgeous”?
thanks

Hi Matt,

Could you please do a sound bite for little britain (fat fighters) “You are somthing else”

Cheers mate

hey can we get the Rest of the call me bubble part “call me bubbles Darling everybody does” that extra bit

ya i no

Please find Ray McCooney saying Yeeeesss! I’ve been looking for that for ages!

I would love to get Marjorie Dawes when she screams out, “Yeah we like a bit of Nigel, yeah nigel, YEAH NIGEL, NIGEL! NIGEL” NIGEL! NNNIIIIGGGGGEEELLLL!!!!!!”

Pure Class!

we would love to hear Marge Doors do the whole I LUUUUUURVE CAKE routine

I love cake please can I have Majorie Dawes agreeing with me.

hey, i found your site by looking for audio of majorie dawes saying “you are something else!” but i dont think you have it, any chance you can get it? you have some hilarious stuff!
alos any chance of catherine tate “what a f*cking liberty?”

Thank you loads
Annax

ya wateva!

you should put andy on with want that one but other than that good that is my favourite quote aswell as borin it is borin me

Any chance of OH MAN I LOOOOVE DE CAKE!?

please?

great sounds i love little britain and max and paddys road to no where is so funny

its really good uve got nearly lal the sayings but cn u get i want that one by andy on please??

can u get majorie dawes saying ’say again’ to mira the indian woman

the ‘cough’ part after computer says no would be really good please.

ace, been looking for the computer says no one for ages! using it as my windows error message sound now

i think there should be an MP3 saying screeeeeeewwwww youuu! by marjorie dawes

plz get ”your baby is fine” off little britain its the funniest by far

exxxxxxxxxxxxxxxccccccccccccccceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnntttttttttt

funny

Really would like to get hold of the Scottish dude that plays the flute, just going “Yeeeeeesssss!”

love the site-so nice to get something for free-have transferred most to my mobile tho its hard choosing which sound to have! some more marjorie daws sounds would be good

Any chance of Judy saying ‘OH MAGGIE NO!’

get more! ( i wanna be baby jesus)
( yeah ano)

little britan is so coooooooooool

Hi, funny stuff, how about some Andy phrases? Particularly “Yeah, I know”

G’day, thanks for the sound files they are very appreciated Would it be possible to upload a few sounds by Bubbles Devere ex-husbands, lover? Espescially of the coloured lady.

Howdy,
Would be forever greatful if someone could source an audio clip of dennis watermans ‘mr macbeths been a naughty man’. Would be so happy!

Great site mate well done. I am despiratly after “You are SOMTHIN’ ELSE!” Sound from series 3 fat-busters. You wouldn’t have it would you ?

Thanks,
Aussie Chris

i have been wondering if you could put margary dawes saying man i love the cake and i would like bubbles saying hello darlings

i would like lou and any’s “i wanna go dressed as a baby jesus”

Is there any chance at all that you can find a copy of ‘isnt stuff great’ from the E4 add for the 100 best…? i love that mans voice!! X

was wondering if you could get the one where the guy that hypnotises people says look into my eyes look into my eyes etc etc.

I would love to have the Marjorie Dawes soundbyte – “I love da cake, gimme cake” etc etc.

Can we get Carol’s cough? Also, Andy’s “Yeah I know”, Bubble’s “Hippo’s like you belong in the zoo”, and Desiree’s “Baybay”?

Great site. Thanks!

this is great… I just discoverd Little Britain and I love the characters. Would love to get the audio for “computer says yes!” then my computer sounds would be complete. cheers, Joan

Hi!

Love your mp3/Wav’s. Is it possible to get this sound?:

The Scottish Guy: “I’m hard yet soft, I’m solid yet liquid, I’m jelly. What am I?”

Thanks from Norwegian Little Britain/ Alan Partridge fan.

I would love Boris’ (the babysitter) clip going “you’re baby is fine”….

Well done for all the other clips…cheers x

i agree with what d said, you have GOT to get marjorie dawes saying ‘yoouuu,are summit else’. please please please!!!!!!!

I want one word…”Bitty”

David Walliams is hot!

Where are these sounds from series 2? All I see is loads of comments. I need the “margaret” one big time to stitch a mate up who recently smashed the granny out of a bird called margaret in Estonia

How do I get to the new Little Britain sound clips? When I click on the link, I simply get only the comments? Cheers
Keep up the good work!

Where are the links to the actual sounds??? Something is wrong with this page.

I’m After the sound

” Margaret” haha!!

oh come on, i need the

eh eh ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh old lady sound !!

Hi Matt, nice website. Found it on google search for little brittain soundbites, so often when you download soundbites there Carp, but yours are crisp and clear, gonna put mine on my mobile for recieving text messages. Cool work Matt and happy new year. George.
PS, I would like to see some Black Adder soundbites, but I’m sure you a busy guy with requests.

Im using these for a “remix” I’m making for my girlfriends brother! Haha! Thank you!
-Aage Michael

Hi there are you going to be recording any LB series 3 samples, im trying to find the Ting Tong one Mr Dudley, and yes the ‘Margrit’ one would also be good, also when are you going to actually put the series 2 samples up as there is nothing coming up only the series 1 samples

hey just wondering how do i get the sounds? i cant seem to find it anywhere?cheers

Hi, i was wondering if you could get me “I is from the ghetto”. Thanks.

Have you got marjorie Dawes

“Cake.. aaaww maan, I LOOOOVE CAAAKE”

please!

thks

Dave

sweeeeeet

AUGH!! this is so cruel lol, i cant find the actual sounds! *sob* lol can any1 explain how 2 get the sounds? im just going in virtual circles…

Have you got by any chance
Roy saying Margaret…. Margaret…. MMMMaaaaargaret!!!!

Cool! Is there a way to get Carol’s “Computer says Yes!”? I’ve been listening to radio talk show host Stephanie Miller (in the U.S.) and she used both of these clips. Let me know if this is possible. Now I’m interested in this show, Little Britain, and it is on BBC America on Friday’s. I’ve always loved old British comedy, so hopefully this will be just as enjoyable. Keep up the fine work!

todd