new little britain sounds
It’s been a while coming, but I’ve finally got around to adding the Little Britain Series 2 sounds! They’re all in MP3 format, and I’ve picked what I think are the most popular! Including the one I get emailed about nearly every day “Computer Says No“!!
If you want any others, please contact me and I’ll see what I can do!
### Sounds have been moved - please use the “Sound” category on the right to find the little britain sound ###
If any one needs these MP3s turning in to another format, such as WAV, I use a program called “GoldWave” which is really easy to use.. you can download a trial version from their website here: http://www.goldwave.com/
fredestaire said,
October 16, 2005 @ 8:25 pm
quality - been waiting for the computer says no sound clip for AGES! I’m going to use it when I get an error message on my computer! Thanks MattFacer for getting it!
max wilmot said,
October 16, 2005 @ 9:22 pm
would love to get hold of. (Dennis Waterman) Write the theme tune, sing the theme tune. etc. Thanks
andrew said,
October 17, 2005 @ 10:50 am
Ive been looking for the “Margret..Margret” for ages i just wondred if you could get hold of that clip for me.
davo said,
October 17, 2005 @ 2:04 pm
ace! been searching for ages for these sounds
carl shep said,
October 17, 2005 @ 6:18 pm
Yes, I would like,
“Oh, He Was Gorgeous!!!”
When the jewllers gets robbed in Series 2 and some Mr.Man ones like,
“I would like to purchase a book about english medieval music between the ages 1350 and 1390.”
It will be appreciated any help.
nicky foakes said,
October 19, 2005 @ 8:28 am
was wondering if you could get the “baby jesus” in little britain its episode 4 on season 2 thanks
Ian said,
October 20, 2005 @ 7:22 am
Hi Matt
great site
probably very easy if you know how but can the mp3’s be made into wav files -?
would like to have some of teh Little Britain sounds fopr office computer!! but will only accept wav files
Robert Dixon said,
October 21, 2005 @ 12:42 pm
please please please put dust anybody no dust anybody no, high in fat low in fat dust on your sound clips
Chris said,
October 22, 2005 @ 9:16 am
Im looking for the opening theme, could you get it?
Matt Facer said,
October 23, 2005 @ 9:22 am
Yeah for sure - but probably only with the speaking over the top!! Any in particular you want?!
ali mcnamara said,
October 24, 2005 @ 11:08 am
hello. i want, “i, am from the ghetto…”
last epp series 2
thanks
Jason said,
October 26, 2005 @ 7:35 pm
Hi - any chance of Sebastian saying “Whatever” being uploaded?
Cheers
Jason.
Ian said,
October 26, 2005 @ 7:55 pm
Any chance you can get some little britain wav’s or mp3s of the scottish bloke from the hotel? (I forget his name). Yeeeeeeaaas and have ye heard of a thing called….butter?
Jimbo said,
October 27, 2005 @ 1:16 pm
and your back in the room
vicky king said,
October 27, 2005 @ 3:58 pm
hi. i have looked through all the mp3’s and i couldnt find two for little britain, ‘i want that one’ and ‘i dont like it!’ would be ever so grateful if you could download these sayings onto the site coz they are one of the best ones! thanks, vicky
steven osborne said,
November 1, 2005 @ 2:59 am
good sounds but your missing “She’s the one who dun that thing about the thing, but if she gives you sweets dont eat em, cause she’s dirty!”
alex said,
November 1, 2005 @ 4:05 pm
Yeaahhesss! sound wanted!
Thanks.
Mark said,
November 4, 2005 @ 3:59 pm
More Lou and Andy please “That one!”, “Mr Whippy”,”Thumper”, “Can’t reach it”, “I don’t like it”. Marjorie Dawes “Say that again” and as much Tom Baker as poss. This has been an excellent find.
charlie said,
November 7, 2005 @ 6:15 pm
Have you got andy saying “I dont like it” and “I want that one”
thanks
TeroTech.Com Ltd said,
November 8, 2005 @ 12:34 pm
Excellent! - many thanks for the samples, I’m just gonna set up the sound theme in windows to use each and every one of ‘em. Yeah, but no, but yeah, but, don’t ‘ave an eppie ;o)
leanne brown said,
November 11, 2005 @ 1:10 pm
i think little britain should be put on tv more often. Little britain is amazing and matt lucas and david walliams are FABULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pauk Thangloop said,
November 13, 2005 @ 4:48 pm
Have you got the Marjorie Dawes sound - “Love a bit of cake”?
Tony said,
November 13, 2005 @ 8:38 pm
Could you possibly get hold of the Little Britain clip of Andy saying, “I want that one.”
I just love these clips
Tony Lynch said,
November 14, 2005 @ 5:32 pm
Can we have the Dennis Waterman one with the Doo Doo Doo Doo on the end as well please
Josh said,
November 14, 2005 @ 6:34 pm
a good little britain sound would be by that bloke in the book shop “margeret”
john said,
November 16, 2005 @ 7:11 pm
yyyyyhheeeaaass
karl said,
November 19, 2005 @ 1:55 pm
i want the little britan t.v theme
Amber said,
November 20, 2005 @ 12:28 pm
Pleeeeeeease put on ‘Your baby is fine’ from Little Britain … I can’t find it anywhere
Charlie said,
November 22, 2005 @ 7:07 pm
Bubbles’ “Hippos like you belond in the zoo.”
d said,
November 23, 2005 @ 11:56 am
would like the new series sound of where marjory dawes (fat fighters) Says ‘yooouuuu are something else’ at end of sketch.
foxy said,
November 24, 2005 @ 9:06 am
whatever by sebastian would be good…thanks good work
tom jack said,
November 24, 2005 @ 4:00 pm
can i have the one in the toy shop! with matt lucas sayin Margaret mararet have we got the train book! something like that lol cheers
catherine said,
November 28, 2005 @ 12:42 am
These are really great
I would love love love love love Ray McCooney saying “yeeeeees” and Marjorie Dawes saying “Screeeeew Yoooooou!” both from the first series!
May said,
November 28, 2005 @ 6:55 pm
can you get a mp3 of Sabastian singing you are beautiful to the priminister! Great site by the way!
james hempsted said,
November 30, 2005 @ 5:55 am
please please please add Linda the uni counsellor saying.. “martin its linda”
its our favourite line from the whole show. thanks
Andy Fitzgerald said,
December 1, 2005 @ 11:59 am
Hi Matt,
As previously requested the Main theme tune would be one great MP3 to download, wouldnt mind a bitty of that!!
Talita said,
December 4, 2005 @ 9:34 pm
Great site mate!! Any chance for ” Oh, he was gorgeous”?
thanks
steve brown said,
December 5, 2005 @ 5:33 am
hi, ive been looking for the “FAT COW” clip for ages, due u have it by any chance?
Ryan Ashurst said,
December 6, 2005 @ 4:09 pm
Hi Matt,
Could you please do a sound bite for little britain (fat fighters) “You are somthing else”
Cheers mate
Gareth Rowe said,
December 6, 2005 @ 5:54 pm
hey can we get the Rest of the call me bubble part “call me bubbles Darling everybody does” that extra bit
mike said,
December 15, 2005 @ 9:06 am
ya i no
Jj said,
December 16, 2005 @ 10:13 am
we would love to hear Marge Doors do the whole I LUUUUUURVE CAKE routine
Ad134 said,
December 17, 2005 @ 10:02 pm
Please find Ray McCooney saying Yeeeesss! I’ve been looking for that for ages!
James Cook said,
December 20, 2005 @ 1:40 pm
I love cake please can I have Majorie Dawes agreeing with me.
Anna said,
December 21, 2005 @ 10:39 am
hey, i found your site by looking for audio of majorie dawes saying “you are something else!” but i dont think you have it, any chance you can get it? you have some hilarious stuff!
alos any chance of catherine tate “what a f*cking liberty?”
Thank you loads
Annax
omar said,
December 22, 2005 @ 5:11 pm
I would love to get Marjorie Dawes when she screams out, “Yeah we like a bit of Nigel, yeah nigel, YEAH NIGEL, NIGEL! NIGEL” NIGEL! NNNIIIIGGGGGEEELLLL!!!!!!”
Pure Class!
andrew said,
December 25, 2005 @ 10:28 pm
ya wateva!
livvie bobs 10 said,
December 30, 2005 @ 12:58 pm
you should put andy on with want that one but other than that good that is my favourite quote aswell as borin it is borin me
Attila the hun said,
January 5, 2006 @ 9:07 pm
Any chance of OH MAN I LOOOOVE DE CAKE!?
please?
izzy said,
January 7, 2006 @ 3:40 pm
great sounds i love little britain and max and paddys road to no where is so funny
megan said,
January 11, 2006 @ 2:54 pm
its really good uve got nearly lal the sayings but cn u get i want that one by andy on please??
smithy said,
January 12, 2006 @ 10:20 pm
can u get majorie dawes saying ’say again’ to mira the indian woman
Mark Van Bellen said,
January 12, 2006 @ 11:54 pm
the ‘cough’ part after computer says no would be really good please.
benny said,
January 14, 2006 @ 2:46 am
ace, been looking for the computer says no one for ages! using it as my windows error message sound now
anthony said,
January 14, 2006 @ 6:58 pm
i think there should be an MP3 saying screeeeeeewwwww youuu! by marjorie dawes
charlotte said,
February 9, 2006 @ 9:30 pm
plz get ‘’your baby is fine'’ off little britain its the funniest by far
drew said,
February 12, 2006 @ 9:28 pm
exxxxxxxxxxxxxxxccccccccccccccceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnntttttttttt
? said,
February 25, 2006 @ 3:48 pm
funny
James K said,
February 28, 2006 @ 11:07 am
Really would like to get hold of the Scottish dude that plays the flute, just going “Yeeeeeesssss!”
sharon said,
March 8, 2006 @ 8:22 am
love the site-so nice to get something for free-have transferred most to my mobile tho its hard choosing which sound to have! some more marjorie daws sounds would be good
!x! angel !x! said,
March 19, 2006 @ 7:28 pm
get more! ( i wanna be baby jesus)
( yeah ano)
lauren said,
March 25, 2006 @ 4:29 pm
little britan is so coooooooooool
Roddy said,
March 31, 2006 @ 1:02 pm
Hi, funny stuff, how about some Andy phrases? Particularly “Yeah, I know”
spencer said,
April 3, 2006 @ 10:25 am
G’day, thanks for the sound files they are very appreciated
Would it be possible to upload a few sounds by Bubbles Devere ex-husbands, lover? Espescially of the coloured lady.
Rob said,
April 3, 2006 @ 11:31 pm
Any chance of Judy saying ‘OH MAGGIE NO!’
Jess said,
April 8, 2006 @ 6:01 am
Howdy,
Would be forever greatful if someone could source an audio clip of dennis watermans ‘mr macbeths been a naughty man’. Would be so happy!
Chris said,
April 9, 2006 @ 8:31 am
Great site mate well done. I am despiratly after “You are SOMTHIN’ ELSE!” Sound from series 3 fat-busters. You wouldn’t have it would you ?
Thanks,
Aussie Chris
Sarah said,
April 22, 2006 @ 10:28 am
i have been wondering if you could put margary dawes saying man i love the cake and i would like bubbles saying hello darlings
danielle said,
April 24, 2006 @ 10:47 pm
i would like lou and any’s “i wanna go dressed as a baby jesus”
Laura said,
April 25, 2006 @ 6:33 pm
Is there any chance at all that you can find a copy of ‘isnt stuff great’ from the E4 add for the 100 best…? i love that mans voice!! X
n_unit said,
April 26, 2006 @ 7:38 am
was wondering if you could get the one where the guy that hypnotises people says look into my eyes look into my eyes etc etc.
allan crichton said,
May 25, 2006 @ 11:32 am
I would love to have the Marjorie Dawes soundbyte - “I love da cake, gimme cake” etc etc.
Trina said,
May 25, 2006 @ 8:18 pm
Can we get Carol’s cough? Also, Andy’s “Yeah I know”, Bubble’s “Hippo’s like you belong in the zoo”, and Desiree’s “Baybay”?
Great site. Thanks!
Joan Hathaway said,
May 27, 2006 @ 10:31 pm
this is great… I just discoverd Little Britain and I love the characters. Would love to get the audio for “computer says yes!” then my computer sounds would be complete. cheers, Joan
Norwegian Little Britain/ Alan Partridge fan said,
July 2, 2006 @ 11:51 pm
Hi!
Love your mp3/Wav’s. Is it possible to get this sound?:
The Scottish Guy: “I’m hard yet soft, I’m solid yet liquid, I’m jelly. What am I?”
Thanks from Norwegian Little Britain/ Alan Partridge fan.
Dolev said,
July 19, 2006 @ 8:55 am
I would love Boris’ (the babysitter) clip going “you’re baby is fine”….
Well done for all the other clips…cheers x
hugh said,
July 19, 2006 @ 12:44 pm
i agree with what d said, you have GOT to get marjorie dawes saying ‘yoouuu,are summit else’. please please please!!!!!!!
Sophie said,
July 27, 2006 @ 2:00 am
I want one word…”Bitty”
David Walliams is hot!
Gr00ve said,
August 10, 2006 @ 11:55 am
Where are these sounds from series 2? All I see is loads of comments. I need the “margaret” one big time to stitch a mate up who recently smashed the granny out of a bird called margaret in Estonia
Hursty said,
September 13, 2006 @ 5:16 pm
How do I get to the new Little Britain sound clips? When I click on the link, I simply get only the comments? Cheers
Keep up the good work!
fatcow said,
November 3, 2006 @ 7:27 am
Where are the links to the actual sounds??? Something is wrong with this page.
Chris said,
November 25, 2006 @ 1:57 pm
I’m After the sound
” Margaret” haha!!
o0dekker0o said,
December 19, 2006 @ 12:13 pm
oh come on, i need the
eh eh ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh old lady sound !!
George Armour said,
January 5, 2007 @ 12:13 am
Hi Matt, nice website. Found it on google search for little brittain soundbites, so often when you download soundbites there Carp, but yours are crisp and clear, gonna put mine on my mobile for recieving text messages. Cool work Matt and happy new year. George.
PS, I would like to see some Black Adder soundbites, but I’m sure you a busy guy with requests.
Aage Michael said,
January 7, 2007 @ 11:11 am
Im using these for a “remix” I’m making for my girlfriends brother! Haha! Thank you!
-Aage Michael
jaytec said,
January 11, 2007 @ 11:53 am
Hi there are you going to be recording any LB series 3 samples, im trying to find the Ting Tong one Mr Dudley, and yes the ‘Margrit’ one would also be good, also when are you going to actually put the series 2 samples up as there is nothing coming up only the series 1 samples
laurenzo said,
January 14, 2007 @ 4:38 am
hey just wondering how do i get the sounds? i cant seem to find it anywhere?cheers
Gareth said,
January 23, 2007 @ 11:00 pm
Hi, i was wondering if you could get me “I is from the ghetto”. Thanks.
dave said,
January 26, 2007 @ 6:32 pm
Have you got marjorie Dawes
“Cake.. aaaww maan, I LOOOOVE CAAAKE”
please!
thks
Dave
Batman said,
February 22, 2007 @ 10:36 pm
sweeeeeet
Zamoozle said,
February 24, 2007 @ 11:28 am
AUGH!! this is so cruel lol, i cant find the actual sounds! *sob* lol can any1 explain how 2 get the sounds? im just going in virtual circles…
MK1golfnut said,
March 16, 2007 @ 8:47 pm
Have you got by any chance
Roy saying Margaret…. Margaret…. MMMMaaaaargaret!!!!
Todd said,
March 22, 2007 @ 1:38 am
Cool! Is there a way to get Carol’s “Computer says Yes!”? I’ve been listening to radio talk show host Stephanie Miller (in the U.S.) and she used both of these clips. Let me know if this is possible. Now I’m interested in this show, Little Britain, and it is on BBC America on Friday’s. I’ve always loved old British comedy, so hopefully this will be just as enjoyable. Keep up the fine work!
todd