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I'm Matt Facer. This is my site. Here you will find a collection of odds and ends I've made over the last few years - some are good, most are not. What's good? You decide. (Said in your best Big Brother Geordie voice over).


If you like what you see, or maybe you hate it, contact me and let me know. I always appreciate mail (be it junk, hate or of the fan variety). Actually, not so much of the junk. Ta muchly.


Cartoons & TV

Posted on January 19, 2006 at 12:45 pm · In Sounds
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Various cartoon and tv sound clips, mostly from the 80s. (more…)

Phoenix Nights

Posted on January 19, 2006 at 12:44 pm · In Sounds
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Various Peter Kay and Phoenix nights sound clips (more…)

Alan Partridge

Posted on January 19, 2006 at 12:44 pm · In Sounds
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Various clips collected from “I’m Alan Partridge” shows. (more…)

eMail Sounds

Posted on January 19, 2006 at 12:43 pm · In Sounds
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a collection of various sound clips to be used with your email program! (more…)

Little Britain

Posted on January 19, 2006 at 12:40 pm · In Sounds
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A collection of little britain sound clips. (more…)

nigerian scammers

Posted on December 23, 2005 at 4:55 pm · In eBay, Projects
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I’m writing this in the hope that others will not fall for these ridiculous scammers attempts at obtaining mobile phones by never paying the seller. I listed my Nokia 6230 mobile phone on eBay - it was going well - and sold in the end for £80. I was happy with this, so I sent the invoice to the winning bidder. It was all going normally until I received the following email from my winning bidder. (more…)

jcb song

Posted on December 2, 2005 at 6:05 pm · In Websites, Music
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Many people will have seen the JCB song before - waaay back around June 2005… but now it’s been released in the race for Christmas number one!! It’s a lovely song - very catchy - about a boy riding in his dads JCB…. (more…)

christmas lights

Posted on November 26, 2005 at 11:10 am · In Videos
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a mate sent me this video clip of someone’s house - their christmas lights dancing to some rock music. Its absolutely ace! Not sure of the real author or where it came from - and if anyone knows what music it is - let me know!! (more…)

egypt trip

Posted on November 23, 2005 at 3:45 pm · In Events, Photos
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just got back from a week in Sharm El Sheikh (Egypt)… was fantastic to get away - but bloody terrible coming home to this damn cold weather. The captain on the flight home had great delight in telling us it’s scheduled to snow on friday. Terrific!! (more…)

sticky notes

Posted on November 4, 2005 at 3:12 pm · In Flash, Projects
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I started… so I’ll finish. This “sticky notes” (very similar to post it notes ;-) ) project was started months ago.. I found it today when I was rather bored so I decided to finish it…. and now I have. You can leave messages for people - even send one you a mate and it will be circled. (more…)

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